“This is Christmas, Not Halloween”
Since I didn’t watch a lot of movies or TV shows growing up, I missed most of the popular 80’s movies. I heard about them, but I didn’t watch them. Every so often, I take a chance to go back and watch one of those, and recently, I caught Gremlins.
While an inventor (Hoyt Axton) is out trying to sell his latest gadget, he stumbles upon a shop in an alley in Chinatown. There, he finds a weird little creature that he is sure his young adult son will love as an early Christmas present.
Sure enough, Billy (Zach Galligan), finds the creature cute. He starts calling him Gizmo. His father gives him the three warnings that taking care of Gizmo will require: Avoid light, especially sun light. Don’t get him wet. Don’t feed him after midnight.
As you can imagine, those rules get broken. As Billy tries to figure out what is happening, the new creatures begin to change. What will happen?
This movie originally came out in 1984, and is rated PG. The sequel, which came out in 1990, was rater PG-13. I think that’s probably about the right rating for the movie, so keep that in mind before you go to watch it.
Knowing very little about the movie before I sat down to watch it, I was surprised at just how much the movie was tied into Christmas. There are carols in the soundtrack. The third act takes place on Christmas Eve. There are decorations everywhere.
Despite this, it is definitely not what I would consider a Christmas movie. Then again, I lean toward the heartwarming movies during that season, not the mayhem we get here. The gremlins that grow are pretty horrible to look at, for example. They fit the film, but it isn’t Christmassy. But I know others enjoy some mayhem with their holiday, so they will probably go for it.
I’m not sure I would quite label this as horror. It’s more fantasy thriller, at least to me. But I could see this being an intro to horror film. Having said that, we do get some deaths. Nothing too graphic, at least in the TV version I watched. I can’t imagine there would be in a PG movie.
Overall, I was a little underwhelmed with the movie. It was obvious to us early on something bad was going to happen, and it took quite a while for that to happen. Once it does, the movie picks up. The characters are only okay. The creatures are the real star, and the characters just serve the plot.
This isn’t a reflection on the actors. They are under served by the script.
This movie reflects 1984 technology. For example, the creatures are all puppets of some kind, and we mostly see them in close ups, only occasionally in the scene with the actors. Their movements are jerky. Again, I get it, that’s what was available at the time. But it is certainly dated at this point.
I’m glad I finally watched Gremlins. And yes, I’m still curious about the sequel (even though it is, you know, a sequel). But I have no desire to watch this movie again in the future, be it Christmas or Halloween.










