But here's my Book Beginning and Friday 56 for the week, which features Geared for the Grave by Duffy Brown.
And it begins with:
While cowering in the back of a ferryboat, head over railing and losing my lunch in Lake Huron, it occurred to me that no matter how old I am, I want to impress my parents.
And from page 56:
I yanked out Sheldon, who really did know it all - that's why I named my iPhone Sheldon - and Googled Speed Maslow jerk. Okay, I left off the jerk part, but I was thinking it.
I'm hoping to finish up this book today so I can have the review up next week.