Stars: 3 out of 5
Pros: Voice cast
Cons: Lacked humor and plot wandered
The Bottom Line:
I did not get stung
However, film lacked honey
Plot needed focus
This Movie Could Bee Funnier
I honestly don't know what I was thinking. With the
exception of the Shrek franchise, I haven't found a Dreamworks Animation film
I've enjoyed. And, while I enjoyed a few episodes, I found Seinfeld to be
anything but funny. Yet for some reason, I decided I needed to see Bee Movie.
In reality, you don't need to see it.
Our story centers on Barry B. Benson (Jerry Seinfeld). He is
a young bee ready to graduate from school. And boy, were those nine days hard.
At least he had a perfect B average. He and his classmates are given their
orientation at Honex, where they will choose their jobs for life.
But Barry isn't ready for that. And the idea of doing one
thing for the rest of his life doesn't excite him. So he slips in with the
pollen brigade for one trip outside the hive first. It's a wonderful place with
colors and flowers and fun.
While outside the hive, he meets Vanessa (Renee Zellweger).
He breaks bee rules and speaks to her. The two soon strike up a friendship and
Barry even develops a crush.
But when he joins Vanessa in a grocery store, he finds the
row of honey. Upset that humans have been exploiting bees for years, he sets
out to sue the human race for to get all that stolen honey back. Will he win?
I saw the movie at a Saturday matinee full of kids. They
were laughing at stuff during the previews. But they were very silent during
the film. Instead, most of the laughter I heard was coming from the adults. But
even that wasn't as much as I expected. Yes, the humor is dry, but that's not
the biggest problem. Frankly, the jokes are old and recycled. The first 15 or
20 minutes were clever. The idea of a bee society like ours was well developed,
and I loved the jokes about bee life spans. But once Barry left the hive,
things began falling apart.
It's not just the laughs that weren't there. The plot was
weak as well. It rambled and wandered all over the place. While one event
followed another, it really didn't tie together. Having said that, I did like
where we wound up, and I had a smile on my face at the outcome. It's not that
the plot was a mess, but it certainly didn't seem focused.
As with most Dreamworks animated films, this one boasts a
famous voice cast. Joining Seinfeld and Zellweger are the likes of Matthew
Broderick, Chris Rock, Patrick Warburton, John Goodman, Kathy Bates, and Oprah
Winfrey with cameos by Sting, Ray Liotta, and Larry King. For the most part, I
didn't recognize their voices. They all did a great job with their voice
acting.
The computer animation is very stylized. It's not the
realistic stuff that we normally see. In fact, most of the characters, human
and bee, look plasticy. Technically, its fine, and some of the flying sequences
were fun. But it wasn't a huge draw to the film.
I didn't hate Bee Movie. While I laughed, I just didn't find
it nearly as funny as it could have been. It's not a movie to avoid, but it
also isn't a movie to rush out to see.
I absolutely hate the movie. The ludicrous left-wing themes & attempts to literally promote a totalitarian society make it a truly bad movie - and yes, one to AVOID!
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